I joined the august body of K1200LT riders who have dropped their bikes today.
Was just returning from a ride with my wife, pulled into the alley behind the house, let her off, and prepared to ride up the (soggy) strip of lawn to get around the cars in the driveway and into the garage.
Drop #1: Before getting on the soggy lawn, started in second as I was turning, bike stalled, down I went. Used Proper Technique to get bike back up. Started up soggy strip of lawn, and lost traction, now I was fishtailing, don't know how I stayed up, but stopped briefly, then gunned bike, and...
Drop #2: Popped up on to the driveway, I let off gas, bike lurched, and down I went. Used Proper Technique once again (practice makes perfect).
Aftermath: Muddy back tire, scratches on the wings (where you expect), and scratches on chrome side trim on the saddlebags. Pride suffered moderate injuries.
I'm glad I've got such good company.