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post #1 of 9 Old May 19th, 2009, 5:07 am Thread Starter
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Settle down boy....

Geez, I'll tell you what. I had just finished an oil, tranny, bevel box oil change this arvo at my friend's BMW workshop. Nothing unusual about you may say, however. I was reclining back shortly afterwards in a state of self satisfaction noticing the alluring lines that make up the very feminine form of the LT. I rose from my chair and approached her with my knowing smile and ran my hand across the top of her tank and then slowly, very slowly, down her side. I instantly felt as ease with her smooth, voluptuous, full curve and enjoying the sensation of the caress she wasn't rejecting. I found myself not turning back towards the comfort of my chair, but rather, staying to further experience her well bred and mature form. I look forward to taking her again in a few days time on a one-on-one journey she knows well and always enjoys.

And then my friend came back out and caught me.

Cheers and kindest regards to all

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post #2 of 9 Old May 19th, 2009, 6:05 am
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Re: Settle down boy....

I've read this post before. The last time I read this, it started with the words..."Dear Penthouse Forum,"

What happens in the garage, should definitely stay in the garage.



My bike is more of an exhibitionist. She laid down for me on three separate occasions. Always in public. I'm just not into that. It's embarrassing.

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Re: Settle down boy....

Damn I need a smoke and a shower.

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Damn, after 42 years I quit smoking last year, I'll take the shower, a really long one.
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post #5 of 9 Old May 19th, 2009, 7:58 am
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Damn, you boys sign any nuptials while under the influence?????
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Re: Settle down boy....

What?!?!?! All that foreplay and you didn't take her for a long satisfying ride? You Brute! She needs fulfillment. Stop tormenting her and ride ride ride!

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My apologies for not knowing how to imbed videos:

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-M...ove-their-cars

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Very romantic..... Your wife may get jealous :-)

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Geez, I'll tell you what. I had just finished an oil, tranny, bevel box oil change this arvo at my friend's BMW workshop. Nothing unusual about you may say, however. I was reclining back shortly afterwards in a state of self satisfaction noticing the alluring lines that make up the very feminine form of the LT. I rose from my chair and approached her with my knowing smile and ran my hand across the top of her tank and then slowly, very slowly, down her side. I instantly felt as ease with her smooth, voluptuous, full curve and enjoying the sensation of the caress she wasn't rejecting. I found myself not turning back towards the comfort of my chair, but rather, staying to further experience her well bred and mature form. I look forward to taking her again in a few days time on a one-on-one journey she knows well and always enjoys.

And then my friend came back out and caught me.

Cheers and kindest regards to all

Paul Harrington
Australia

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the BMW unsignia flips up to reveal a........ er......
Ya have to gave a stool... FYI

Don't be afraid to say what you feel, as those that matter DOnt mind and those that mind Dont matter.
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