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post #1 of 8 Old May 12th, 2009, 12:11 am Thread Starter
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TOOK A NUTTER 40 MILE RIDE DIS EVENIN STILL AINT GOT DE ALARM FINGERED OUT ,IF YOU WOOD LOST DE ALARM FOB WHAT WOOD DE NEXT MOVE BEE?GOINA TRY 2 FIND A SHOP MANUAL FER HER OH TOOK DE FRONT TIRE OFF GONNA GO 2 DE PONY AND GIT 1 2MAR GONNA HAVE 2 RIDE MR.LINCOLIN 2 COLUMBUS HE SURE WILL LIKE 2 COME OUT OF DE STALL,BUTT ON DE SAFE SIDE SHOULDNT GET A SPEEDIN TICKET
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post #2 of 8 Old May 12th, 2009, 7:14 am
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Ruok m8? Y U wan2 spk funky? every1s 1der n WTH u r sayn?

OTTOMH, FYI try r HOW.

AWHFY?

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Re: Alarm

Hate to say but looks just like some of the police reports we're starting to see now.

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post #4 of 8 Old May 12th, 2009, 8:27 am
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I for one love Slim's posts. Hope he never changes for others.

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post #5 of 8 Old May 12th, 2009, 8:46 am
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Ruok m8? Y U wan2 spk funky? every1s 1der n WTH u r sayn?

OTTOMH, FYI try r HOW.

AWHFY?

Try english for some real help.
This is one of Slim's translations. We like him like he is. Hill-bonics and all

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i'll break it down for those who don't know hill-bonics
Just figured out how to post a picture of my 1994 flhtc(by luck)
i do not have a bmw motorcycle just yet
i have been reading a lot about here on this site
i will be buying a 1200 lt by spring
will have to keep the harley because no one else would want her
had a great time last spring on our trip to fla
people are always taking pictures of the harley and wanting to ask questions
it doesn't help that i pull a homemade coffin behind her
(to carry supplys and to sleep in)
i have rode the harley in 17 states while pulling the coffin
142,359 miles on the speedo as of now
later slim
better go read more about the 1200 lts that would be the next bike i'll buy
one promise no pennys will be glued on the bmw motorcycle at least for a year or two
now a little about the 1994 flhtc
complety covered with pennys
5 foot stacks that are working
bull horns on the front
air horns on the side
1953 chevy truck hub cap for breather cover
hopes this helps you understand
can not wait till i get a 1200 lt
name of bike is Goin Thru The Change

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I'm sorry Slim. I didn't knowd u was edumacated and just axden dat way on account. I dunt care fer dis talk much. U keep righten and dey will keep lookin. I be avoidin.

I listen to enough of this on the evening news. Every eyewitness seems to have this speech pattern.

I do like the pennies on the Harley.

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Same here slim.

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TOOK A NUTTER 40 MILE RIDE DIS EVENIN STILL AINT GOT DE ALARM FINGERED OUT ,IF YOU WOOD LOST DE ALARM FOB WHAT WOOD DE NEXT MOVE BEE?GOINA TRY 2 FIND A SHOP MANUAL FER HER OH TOOK DE FRONT TIRE OFF GONNA GO 2 DE PONY AND GIT 1 2MAR GONNA HAVE 2 RIDE MR.LINCOLIN 2 COLUMBUS HE SURE WILL LIKE 2 COME OUT OF DE STALL,BUTT ON DE SAFE SIDE SHOULDNT GET A SPEEDIN TICKET
Good question about the alarm fob. I got a spare one on eBay but could not find anything on the manual about programing it to work with the bike. Plenty of write-ups on how to prgram the alarm to behave a certain way, but nothing on "adapting" a new fob.
Anyone out there with instructions? Thank you much?

Slim, get the Clymer manual http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0892879920

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