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Recant/Correction

My Fellow Motorcyclist,

I must recant about my post two days ago labeled "more room"

My wife does not need more room on the motorcycle.

I am a thankless b&@!ard.

Her butt is appropriate for age, and what I have put her through, and my butt does not look as good as it did either.

She is not an Ogar of a woman, but a delicate flower of a woman, Repeat, not an Ogar.

I will not be allowed to go to internet unsupervised in the future, especially this board.

And lastly, she does not have a hump back. I have erased all thoughts of humps or anything related to humping from my mind from this point foward.

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post #2 of 17 Old Feb 5th, 2009, 7:17 pm
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Via Con Dios my friend. I hope the beetin she gave you didn't leave too many marks.

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Originally Posted by dnifong
My Fellow Motorcyclist,

I must recant about my post two days ago labeled "more room"

My wife does not need more room on the motorcycle.

I am a thankless b&@!ard.

Her butt is appropriate for age, and what I have put her through, and my butt does not look as good as it did either.

She is not an Ogar of a woman, but a delicate flower of a woman, Repeat, not an Ogar.

I will not be allowed to go to internet unsupervised in the future, especially this board.

And lastly, she does not have a hump back. I have erased all thoughts of humps or anything related to humping from my mind from this point foward.

For Sale
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Your old buddy,
Dale
You just had to let the little woman on the computer didn't you?

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Careful to make your words soft; you never know which ones you may have to eat!

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Cheers mate.
Enjoy your melons!
Best from hot Tucson
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Prescription:

1. apology
2. flowers
3. jewelry

Repeat as necessary.

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My friend says to learn from the monkey. Never, really, never swallow the que ball. You'll find yourself measureing everything before you eat it.

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oh, so she read it then.. jewelry. my friend

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there is almost no hope.

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This just goes to prove my theory. If we never allowed women vote in the first place, they would not be the problem they are today

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How did she get away from the kitchen and the ironing board to get to the computer?

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keep a lot of salt, pepper, and ketchup handy for all the crow you will eat for the next 20 years.

My wife, is the love of my life, and the prettiest and smartest person I know. ( commit to memory )

flowers every week for a long time.

When do you get out of the Hospital ???

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Funniest post I've read in a long time!



Let us know when you are able to once again locate your balls.

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Re: Recant/Correction

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Originally Posted by dnifong
My Fellow Motorcyclist,

I must recant about my post two days ago labeled "more room"

My wife does not need more room on the motorcycle.

I am a thankless b&@!ard.

Her butt is appropriate for age, and what I have put her through, and my butt does not look as good as it did either.

She is not an Ogar of a woman, but a delicate flower of a woman, Repeat, not an Ogar.

I will not be allowed to go to internet unsupervised in the future, especially this board.

And lastly, she does not have a hump back. I have erased all thoughts of humps or anything related to humping from my mind from this point foward.

For Sale
2005 BMW motorcycle....
Quote:
Originally Posted by hschisler
Prescription:

1. apology
2. flowers
3. jewelry

Repeat as necessary.
Mmeeeeoooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww guys! Guess we won't need 'um for anything anymore--much less removing 'um from her purse?!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Some really OLD friggin' White dude who couldn't have possibly known what he was talking about!) WARNING: Official HATE speech!
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If I keep the area around my computer really messy, my wife won't even get near it....until I clean it up

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Good to know that you can still use at least one eye to see the computer.

Don't feel too bad. My wife is "petite challenged" as well.

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Do these pants make my butt look big?

Words to think:
"Nope, your butt makes those pants look big."

Words to say:
"nope, you look fine. Did you lose some weight honey?"


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