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I couldn't believe it... there he was... right in front of me... I had to snap a few pictures...

I asked about ATGATT... he said his dad was his co-pilot and he wasn't that worried.

I asked about why BMW and specifically why the LT vs the other manufacturers and models... he replied that you don't mess with a good thing and that he likes to scare the nuns in the crosswalks while gliding up to the stop. He said he tried it on a Harley once... wasn't as much fun... but he did say that the leather's added a really nice touch to his normal riding wear!

I couldn't help myself. I had to ask one more question that had been on my mind since my early Catholic upbringing... Why change the water into wine?

He said he contemplated making Tequila but decided against it as the bartenders at Cana couldn't make a Martguerita to save their donkeys!


It was an interesting few minutes with the man...
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Could be an imposter....He doesn't look Jewish

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Has Ken been converted???!!!!!!

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Has Ken been converted???!!!!!!
Wouldn't that just make Joe proud.

Still, it could be photoshopped. I'll believe it when I see it in person.

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I thot Jesus wore the hurrachi or truck tread sandals..

... and that sheet he's wearing... pullleeeze get a cincture...!!!

Oh.. and anyone know why he's wearing that red fabric tied to his side? that's how servants did it so they didn't get the fabric wet while leaning over the task-du-jour.

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Nope, I'm not buying it. Clearly there are no nail holes in his throttle hand.....

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I must admit it really could be Meese Our true leader

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Had he had any problems with his final drive?

(I swear that dude delivered a pizza to my house the other night.)

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You neglected to ask him if he had been circumcised! Perhaps he is a true "swinger", wearing no shorts!

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Aww....man! You didn't ask whether he runs dino or synthetic! And where the FD designer may end up in the afterlife......

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Is that an unsolicited endorsement for the V-stream?
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Only in California............

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Had he had any problems with his final drive?

(I swear that dude delivered a pizza to my house the other night.)
Not even God can fix the final drive!!!
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Not even God can fix the final drive!!!
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Sure did... I think it was Easter Sunday.. =)

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Sure did... I think it was Easter Sunday.. =)
Good One...Gotcha.

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Just think, if His final drive fails, He can lay hands on it and be healed!

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I couldn't believe it... there he was... right in front of me... I had to snap a few pictures...

I asked about ATGATT... he said his dad was his co-pilot and he wasn't that worried.

I asked about why BMW and specifically why the LT vs the other manufacturers and models... he replied that you don't mess with a good thing and that he likes to scare the nuns in the crosswalks while gliding up to the stop. He said he tried it on a Harley once... wasn't as much fun... but he did say that the leather's added a really nice touch to his normal riding wear!

I couldn't help myself. I had to ask one more question that had been on my mind since my early Catholic upbringing... Why change the water into wine?

He said he contemplated making Tequila but decided against it as the bartenders at Cana couldn't make a Martguerita to save their donkeys!


It was an interesting few minutes with the man...
He may but does God "dad" approve?

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I couldn't believe it... there he was... right in front of me... I had to snap a few pictures...

I asked about ATGATT... he said his dad was his co-pilot and he wasn't that worried.

I asked about why BMW and specifically why the LT vs the other manufacturers and models... he replied that you don't mess with a good thing and that he likes to scare the nuns in the crosswalks while gliding up to the stop. He said he tried it on a Harley once...
it's really because God rides a Panhead, his son hasn't quite made it there yet

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Just think, if His final drive fails, He can lay hands on it and be healed!
I've tried a half dozen times to get hold of you.
(ok may a couple times)

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I swear, on Yom Kippur I saw Menachem Schneerson riding an LT in the Orchard Beach section of Brooklyn.
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There, fixed it for you. ^

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it's really because God rides a Panhead, his son hasn't quite made it there yet

<g>
You know... I think he said his dad was riding a shovel head... Dark blue... Customized to the "nines"... Jesus said his dad liked those early model rides...

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