Well she has a name.
When I first got married 23 years ago, my wife said I could get a motorcycle over her dead body. Back in 94 I got a 79 Honda CM400A, but had to sell it when I PCSed from Charleston AFB to McChord AFB. Then a few years ago I talked her into a 250cc scooter, then a Goldwing GL1100.
My recent purchace of the 2000 K1200LT, she reminded me that I could get a bike over her dead body. With both my wife being of German heritage and the bike being German, I called her Leiche. Leiche is German for Dead Body.
Seemed to fit.