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post #1 of 4 Old May 16th, 2014, 11:42 am Thread Starter
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I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford oneand I don't know how to text. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.



I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.



You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.



I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!



I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust.'



I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!



When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Life is ephemeral. Don't waste it lookin up big words.
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post #2 of 4 Old May 16th, 2014, 12:13 pm
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That's some funny stuff right there!

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Copied pasted & forwarded to friends. Thanks

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You know are old when you and your teeth no longer sleep together... or if you have been diagnosed with the A.G.E. virus!

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For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean!
For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!


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