Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Baldwin City, KS, USA
Wandering Old Guy
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford oneand I don't know how to text. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust.'
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'
Life is ephemeral. Don't waste it lookin up big words.