Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Woburn, MA, USA
A guy is traveling and stops at a nice restaurant for a good evening meal. He gets seated next to a beautiful woman who is also eating alone.
As he starts to eat, the woman sneezes really hard and her glass eye pops out and lands in his lap. Somewhat flustered, he seizes the opportunity …and the eye, and brings it over to the woman who also flustered, discretely puts it back in place, and then asks him to join her.
As the evening goes on, they consume a few bottles of wine and she invites him to spend the evening with her. She pays for the meal, takes him back to her place and they spend a passionate night together. In the morning she gets up and makes him a great breakfast.
Later, as he leaves, he asks her why she treated him so well.
She responds by saying “I don’t usually go to such lengths but…
…are you ready
…”You caught my eye”.