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AND GOD SAID TO ADAM.

God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
...God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him.
Then God said, "Cross the River."
Adam said, "What's a River?"
God explained that to him, and then said,
"Go over to the Hill......"
Adam said,"What is a Hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
He told Adam, "On the other side of the
hill you will find a cave.."
Adam said, 'What's a cave?'
After God explained, he said, "In the cave
you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too.
Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else,
God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley,
Across the river, and over the hill,
Into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily,
"What is it now?"
And Adam said....
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"What's a headache?"

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying " I'll try again tomorrow".


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post #2 of 2 Old Apr 11th, 2014, 12:34 pm
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Re: AND GOD SAID TO ADAM.

That reminds me of

What is the first thing Adam said to Eve after God created woman?








Ya better stand back, I don't know how big this thing is going to get!

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