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post #1 of 10 Old Mar 19th, 2014, 2:41 pm Thread Starter
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
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post #2 of 10 Old Mar 19th, 2014, 2:43 pm
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This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked,

"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
Thank you, needed a little humor today.

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post #3 of 10 Old Mar 19th, 2014, 4:06 pm
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Ha, stolen.

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Ha, stolen.
Yep. Forwarding this on to my brother, who reloads all his own stuff.

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Yep. Forwarding this on to my brother, who reloads all his own stuff.
We won't ask how he unloads his own stuff...

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We won't ask how he unloads his own stuff...
Mom always said it would make you go blind.

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We won't ask how he unloads his own stuff...
Bazinga.

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True story: I was on my LT heading to Death Valley Daze when I stopped in Needles, CA for gas. A couple in their beater Mercury Mystic pulled in to the pump next to me. The guy got out of his car and goodnaturedly offered, "I'll trade you." When I said "OK, but you have to throw in the car", I thought the wife was going to pee her pants.

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His wife or yours?

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This joke just made it's way into my arsenal. Excellent!

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