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post #1 of 2 Old Feb 20th, 2014, 3:16 pm Thread Starter
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Guilt

A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect.
I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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post #2 of 2 Old Feb 20th, 2014, 4:09 pm
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Re: Guilt


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying.

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