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post #1 of 3 Old Feb 16th, 2014, 7:13 pm Thread Starter
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The guest

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
"My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with
cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?"

"Because he's thinking of getting married.

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post #2 of 3 Old Feb 16th, 2014, 8:00 pm
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Re: The guest

Good one!

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post #3 of 3 Old Mar 17th, 2014, 6:18 pm
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Re: The guest

sounds familiar!

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