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Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his
Motorcycle. His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey,
I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's
time you quit motorcycling. Maybe you should sell your bikes."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married
before!"

"I wasn't!"

Dan Finazzo
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