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post #1 of 6 Old Jan 26th, 2014, 12:06 am Thread Starter
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I have a little GPS

I have a little GPS
I've had it all my life
It's better than the normal ones
My GPS is my wife

It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five"

It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake

It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene

It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.

I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice

It fills me up with counseling
Each journey's pretty fraught
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!

Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the damned thing off.

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying " I'll try again tomorrow".


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post #2 of 6 Old Jan 26th, 2014, 1:16 am
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Re: I have a little GPS

Oh man! Talk about hitting the nail on the head!

And all these years I thought I was the only "Lucky one". It amazes me that I have been able to drive all these years without dying a horrible death when my GPS wasn't with me.

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post #3 of 6 Old Jan 26th, 2014, 11:29 am
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This one needs to be in the Divorce thread.
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post #4 of 6 Old Jan 26th, 2014, 4:30 pm
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We must have the same brand of GPS
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post #5 of 6 Old Jan 26th, 2014, 5:07 pm
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Re: I have a little GPS

This, ladies and gentlemen of the board, is what we lawyers call "Assumption of Risk"

Doug Stracener
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post #6 of 6 Old Jan 26th, 2014, 9:38 pm
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I don't care who you are... That's funny!

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