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post #1 of 5 Old Oct 28th, 2013, 2:13 pm Thread Starter
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Cletus and BillyBob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bobs hay barn one day when through a gap in
the door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched he performs a slow
pirouette and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls,
followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a
classic striptease move lets his overalls fall down to his hips
revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Grabbing both sides of his
shirt he rips it apart to reveal his stained tee shirt underneath.
With a final flourish he tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "What the hell are you
doing Billy Bob?"
"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously
embarrassed Billy Bob, but me and the ole lady been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department, and the therapist suggested I do
something sexy to a tractor
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Nice!

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Nice!
Oh boy! Gilles' poor lawn mower!

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Oh boy! Gilles' poor lawn mower!
Sexy is as Sexy does...

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She thinks my tractors sexy

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