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Caption Contest II

We had fun with the last one, so have at it:


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I'm only guessing here, but is this an advertisement for Clorox disinfecting seat wipes?
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Riding cool. Cool riding.
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Helmet? Check
Boots? Check
Gloves? Check
Kilt? Check

Lets ride.

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We had fun with the last one, so have at it:

Maybe it's the new whatever's comfortable add for southern comfort

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Riding with Royal Endfeel.
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Dead men don't wear plaid

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In payback for his father-in-law's insistence that he wear their tartan as well as his own in exchange for permission to ride the Enfield, MacDougal rode in true Scottsman style, secure in the knowledge that he would leave a skid mark no one would challenge.

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ATQATT
All The Queer ... ALL the Time!

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ATQATT
All The Queer ... ALL the Time!



Helmet, yes
Pipe, yes
Eye protection, yes
Gloves, yes
Panties, NO!

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Give him a break... he is obviously a Harley rider taking in the trade-in for a CVO Ultra and is concerned about overheating.


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I'm going to jump in here and say there are some really humorous captions so far, but CharlieVT's "Endfeel" pun was very clever, and the best so far - just my opinion.

I've had several laugh-out-loud moments here, and that was the goal. You guys have outdone yourself. I'm motivated to do some more of these from time to time.

In fact, I want to add my own entry:



"Seamus was concerned because the Endfield - lacking a windscreen - might cause him to drop some hot ashes into his MacPrivates and he remembers the last time this happened he had to endure the snickers from the ER nurses when he explained his injury."

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There's Kiltlifter beer ... then there's just Kiltlifter

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Maybe I should consider that sheep skin cover for my seat
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No Honey, these are not pipe ashes on my black seat... these are dandruff!

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