I thought this was too funny not to pass along! The names were changed to protect the.....guilty!
How many of "that other forum's" members... does it take to change a
One to change the light bulb and to post that the
light bulb has
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing
light bulbs and
how the light bulb could have been changed
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in
changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry
and give the
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light
bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that
we all use
light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light
superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what
brand of light bulbs work
best for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and
the corrected URL.
Three to post about links they found from the URLs
relevant to this group which makes light bulbs
relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer
they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short
Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs
questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6
months from now
with something unrelated they found at
snopes.com:blank> and start
it all over again!
I sure glad we are a sensible group....most of the time!