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Why did the chicken cross the road?

[font='Verdana','sans-serif']BARACK OBAMA:[/font][font='Verdana','sans-serif'] The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! That chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MC CAIN
: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the
chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON
: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little
chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to
ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the
chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about
me...

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that
he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it
goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do
is help him realize ho w stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT'
problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why
he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live
his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH
: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We
just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The
chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER
- CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we
have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now
against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the
chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE
: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see
it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN
: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was
going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when
the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS
: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

GRANDPA
: In my day we didn't ask why the ch i cken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story
of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish
its life-long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES
: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra... #R&^*^(!.... Reboot)

ALBERT EINSTEIN
: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move
beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your
definitio n of chicken?

AL GORE
: I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS
: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY
: Where's my gun?
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[font='Verdana','sans-serif']AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
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Bruce
Rowlett, TX
2010 Gold Wing
'00 Canyon Red - Sold

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