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post #1 of 2 Old Nov 1st, 2005, 12:24 pm Thread Starter
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Life On The Farm

Life On The Farm

On the farm lived a chicken
and a horse, both of which
loved to play together.

One day the two were playing,
when the horse fell into a bog
and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse
whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to
the farm.

Arriving at the farm, he
searched and searched for the
farmer, but to no avail, for
he had gone to town with the
only tractor.

Running around, the chicken
spied the farmer's new Harley.

Finding the keys in the
ignition, the chicken sped off
with a length of rope hoping
he still had time to save his
friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see
the chicken arrive on the
shiny Harley, and he managed
to get a hold of the loop of
rope the chicken tossed to

After tying the other end to
the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken
then drove slowly forward and,
with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken
rode the Harley back to the
farmhouse, and the farmer was
none the wiser when he

The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: Best
Buddies, Best Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken
fell into a mud pit, and soon,
he too, began to sink and
cried out to the horse to save
his life!

The horse thought a moment,
walked over, and straddled the
large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told
the chicken to grab his
hangy-down thing and he would
then lift him out of the pit.

The chicken got a good grip,
and the horse pulled him up
and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? (Yep,
there's a moral!)

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"When You're Hung Like A
Horse, You Don't Need A Harley
To Pick Up Chicks!"

Larry Rusnak
Wadsworth, Ohio
2002 K1200LTC Pacific Blue
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post #2 of 2 Old Nov 1st, 2005, 2:10 pm
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...last time I saw that, it was a BM, not a Harley - suppose you couldn't post the original here (ok ok - it refered to BM cages) ...

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