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Sensual massages...

3 buddies meet for breakfast.

The first guy tells the others: "Last night I massaged my wife with some aromatic oil, then we had such great sex that she literally screamed for 5 minutes!"

The second guys hears that and says: " Not bad! Last night I massaged my wife using some fancy aromatic butter. We then has fantastic sex and she screamed for almost 15 minutes!"

The third guy then said: "I massaged my wife with chocolate. Then we had wonderful sex, and she screamed for 3 hours!"
The other 2 guys looked at him in disbelief, and out of curiosity asked: "what did you do to make her scream for 3 hours?"

"I wiped my hands on the curtains!"
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