3 buddies meet for breakfast.
The first guy tells the others: "Last night I massaged my wife with some aromatic oil, then we had such great sex that she literally screamed for 5 minutes!"
The second guys hears that and says: " Not bad! Last night I massaged my wife using some fancy aromatic butter. We then has fantastic sex and she screamed for almost 15 minutes!"
The third guy then said: "I massaged my wife with chocolate. Then we had wonderful sex, and she screamed for 3 hours!"
The other 2 guys looked at him in disbelief, and out of curiosity asked: "what did you do to make her scream for 3 hours?"
"I wiped my hands on the curtains!"
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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