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Truly tasteless jokes

A priest goes to the doctor and tells him he has a white zit-like growth on his member.
The doctor takes a look and removes the "zit"
The curious priest asks the doctor: "what was it?"
"A baby tooth!" answers the doctor...

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A Somali kid tells his buddy "we are starving here, while in France, on the beach, kids stuff their faces with a lot of food and candies. I've had it, I'm going!"
He jumps in the water and starts swimming, crosses the Red Sea and loses 8 lbs, keeps going along the Suez Canal and losses another 4 lbs. He then swims across the Mediterranean Sea and loses 8 more lbs.
He finally lands on a beach in Nice, exhausted, starving - he lost 20lbs, and he is just skin and bones.
He mixes with a groups of kids at a Summer camp.
A woman joins the group and asks "Who has not eaten?"
"ME ME ME!!!" said the skinny Somali
"Great! You can go swim, now!"

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Re: Truly tasteless jokes

A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??

Go outside and pee in the garden.
If ants gather:- diabetes.
If you pee on your feet:- prostate.
if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.
if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.
if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer
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