Oldie but Goodie! FBI Texas Style - Happy Birthday - BMW Luxury Touring Community
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Oldie but Goodie! FBI Texas Style - Happy Birthday

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob
Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on
Billy Bob's house. They search the
shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
bust open every piece of
wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at
Billy Bob and leave.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"


"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
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