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A few funnies

Sex at 73!!!
I just took a leaflet out of the mailbox informing me I can have sex at 73.

I'm so happy, because I live at 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards, and it's on the same side of the street so I don't even have to cross the road.



Answering machine message
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep, if I do not return your call, you are one of the changes"



Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.




I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one




Every morning is the dawn of a new error..


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Re: A few funnies

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me AGAIN, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. "Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?" I asked.



Talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellows.



I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.



She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 75 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"



I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.



She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."



"Oh man, I'm in trouble again," I said, "I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!"



The line went dead.



Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.

Lynn Keen
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'99 Canyon Red RETIRED AT 93,000 MI
'05 GRAPHITE METALLIC retired at 87,000 MI
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