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post #1 of 3 Old Jan 12th, 2017, 11:23 am Thread Starter
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Doctor's assistant

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A doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so
he Approached his assistant. He says to Ole:"Ole, I am
goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take
care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."
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"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
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The doctor goes hunting and
returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"
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Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
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"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
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"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this
and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
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"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including Her panties
and lies down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two
years!!’"
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"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.
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"I put drops in her eyes!!"
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Sincerely miss the posts to this Forum. Has humor been snuffed due to our Politically Correct society?
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Re: Doctor's assistant

A very old lady goes to the doctor and the doc says what seems to be the problem Mrs Johnson. Well whenever I go to take a shower I get my all my clothes and under garments off and I keep getting sharp pains in my nipples. The doc said well lets take a look and see what might be the problem. Would you please take your blouse and bra off. The Doc said ok Mrs. Johnson please take a few steps toward the door like your getting into the shower. Mrs. Johnson said there it is Doc their hurting again. The Doc said Mrs. Johnson your just stepping on your nipples that's all.

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