Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Wentzville, MO, USA
Ole Fills In
A doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting, so
he Approached his assistant. He says to Ole:"Ole, I am
goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take
care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and
returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?"
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
Headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this
and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including Her panties
and lies down on the table and shouts: ‘HELP ME - I haven't Seen a man in over two
"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes!!"