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post #1 of 1 Old Sep 15th, 2016, 3:17 pm Thread Starter
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During my physical examination

My doctor asked me about my physical activity level.

I described a typical day this way:
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 6 miles through some pretty rough terrain.
I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair.
I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills.
I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.
The mental stress of it all left me shattered.
At the end of it all I drank eight beers”

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
“You must be one hell of an outdoors man!”

“No,” I replied,
“I’m just a shitty golfer.”
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