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post #1 of 9 Old Sep 13th, 2016, 8:25 pm Thread Starter
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A vasectomy will not keep your wife from getting pregnant, but it will change the color of the baby...

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post #2 of 9 Old Sep 13th, 2016, 9:04 pm
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Good one. I had to read it a second time to follow along. Maybe I'm just slow. I've got to remember it.

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maybe your vasectomy didn't make the cut.

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I find this offensive and racist.

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I find this offensive and racist.
If the "joke" is what I read it - then I totally agree with the comment.

If it isn't then I don't get it!

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I find this offensive and racist.
Yup. It mentions color, so obviously it promotes the inherent superiority of one race over another.

I'd love for you to explain to me exactly how this meets the definition of racist.

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post #7 of 9 Old Sep 17th, 2016, 7:51 pm
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The foundation of humor is human misery.

Without racism, sarcasm, derogatory remarks, insults, ridiculing etc, there would be no humor.

So take heed, the politically correct trend is heading for a humorless world.
ah! we probably need less humor and more serious wars, no?

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Mentioning color does not :"obviously it promotes the inherent superiority of one race over another."

In this case, the other race was successful in the conception. Is that the "superiority of one race" since the child is not the race of the vasectomy patient since he did not knock her up. It is counter to typical racism - was that the point?

It is just a "strong" indicator that the vasectomy was successful.

Yes, poorly put together "Humor"

A vasectomy will not keep your wife from getting pregnant, but the child probably will not look like you...

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If the child was born in NY, he could be born with dancing salsa with a towelhead and baby talking in rapping-Chinese wearing Micronesian diapers soon to inheret an 7-11 store own by an Indian...
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