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Talking Sex Research Convention

The Sex Research Institute holds its convention once a year in Switzerland.
On opening day the keynote speaker addresses the crowd.
"A quick show of hands for those having sex every day".
About a third of the assembly had their hands up.
"Now those who have sex once a week, please raise your hands"
About a third of the assembly had their hands up.
"Now for those who have sex once a month..."
Still quite a few hands went up.
"Although unlikely please raise your hand if you have sex once a year!"
Way in the back, waving with both hands and obviously excited, a man was dancing and shouting "Me, me, me, woohoo! Me!"
Everyone was stunned, and the speaker asks "You are having sex only once a year, yet you appear to be very happy about it! Why is that?"
The guy answers with a big smile on his face "It's tonight It's tonight!!!"
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