Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Woburn, MA, USA
Things to Ponder (at my age):
My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.
Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes.
Really just one big, round crouton covered with
tomato sauce. And cheese. FINE, it was a pizza.
I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu:
1. Throw it in the trash.
2. Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking
into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day
diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found that women who carry
a little extra weight live longer than men who
Kids today don't know how easy they have it.
When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through
shag carpeting to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every
time it was below zero outside, they closed school?
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking
or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 60. I learn something new every day,
and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night. He started
searching for money, so I woke up and searched
My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!
I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my
forehead and call it a day.
PS: Sunday, March 13, 2016 began Daylight Saving Time.
Hope you didn't forget to set your bathroom scale back
10 pounds on Saturday night.