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An 85 year old man was asked by his doctor to provide a sperm sample.
The doc gave him an empty clean jar with instructions to bring it back the next day.
The old guy returns the following morning with an empty jar...
The doctor asks:"What happened?"
The patient responds; "Well, I tried real hard, first with my right hand; no go. Then with my left hand; no go. Both hands; no go! I asked my wife to help me, first with her right hand, then the left, and with both hands; no go. She even tried with her mouth, first with no teeth, then with teeth; no go. At that point we even asked Maureen, our next door neighbor, for her help, and she tried her best; still no go!"
The doctor, in shock, asked "You even asked the neighbor???".
"Yes" said the patient "but we still could not get that darn jar open!"

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