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post #1 of 6 Old Sep 28th, 2006, 12:47 pm Thread Starter
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Granny Biker . . . hilarious

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A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you ! have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bikes parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies "Yep...drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been swung around by the nipples once!
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So, did she qualify?

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My goodness, I haven't heard this one in almost 30 years! And it's almost word for word the same as when I heard it back in 1978.

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Re: Granny Biker . . . hilarious

She is still around..
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Current rides:
2003 BMW 1200 LT (bought in 2006)

Past rides:
97 Kawasaki ZX11(bought new in 1997, sadly sold in September 2014)
89 Honda Hurricane (sold)
88 Honda Hurricane (traded on an SUV)
86 Kawasaki 1000R (stolen but recovered)
84 Honda 750F (traded on 1000R)
81 Suzuki GSX1100 (sold)
78 Suzuki GS750 (traded on GSX1100)
74 Yamaha RD50 (sold)
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Re: Granny Biker . . . hilarious

When I headr it years ago it was " no but I bet it hurts"
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Re: Granny Biker . . . hilarious

Always soooo funny!
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