Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Kennesaw, GA, USA
Boxes of condoms
A father goes to a pharmacy with his 8 year old son.
As they get to the condom section the little boy asks: "What is this, dad?"
A little embarrassed the father answers: "These are condoms, son. Men wear them during sex".
The little boy responds: "Oh yeah, I've heard of that in school". Then he grabs a box and asks: "Why are they 3 in that box?"
The dad says: "These are for high-schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday".
"Cool!" says the boy who notices a box of 6. "Who are these for?"
"These are for college boys" answers the dad, "2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday".
"Wow!" says the boy. "What about these?" as he points to a box of 12.
The dad responds, with a heavy sigh: "For married men. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March..."
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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