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post #1 of 3 Old Mar 8th, 2016, 5:55 pm Thread Starter
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Boxes of condoms

A father goes to a pharmacy with his 8 year old son.
As they get to the condom section the little boy asks: "What is this, dad?"
A little embarrassed the father answers: "These are condoms, son. Men wear them during sex".
The little boy responds: "Oh yeah, I've heard of that in school". Then he grabs a box and asks: "Why are they 3 in that box?"
The dad says: "These are for high-schoolers. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday".
"Cool!" says the boy who notices a box of 6. "Who are these for?"
"These are for college boys" answers the dad, "2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday".
"Wow!" says the boy. "What about these?" as he points to a box of 12.
The dad responds, with a heavy sigh: "For married men. 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March..."

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Re: Boxes of condoms

That guy a bit close to home. Funny! But a bit close to home none the less.

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Re: Boxes of condoms

Young boy nervously buying condoms for the first time at the check out counter of the drug store:
Clerk: "That'll be three dollars for the condoms and eighteen cents for the tax."
Young boy: "Oh, the tacks... I wondered how those stayed on."
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