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The nun and the cabbie

A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldnít stop staring at her.
She asked him why he was staring. He replied: "I have a question to ask, but I donít want to offend you."
She answered, "My son, you cannot offend me. When youíre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Iím sure that thereís nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, Iíve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
"Well, letís see what we can do about that: No. 1, you have to be single, and No. 2, you must be Catholic," she responded.
The cab driver, very excited, said, "Yes, Iím single and Catholic!"
"OK," the nun said. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they got back on the road, the cab driver started crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but Iíve sinned. I lied and I must confess; Iím married and Iím Jewish."

The nun said, "Thatís OK. My name is Kevin and Iím going to a costume party."
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