Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Kennesaw, GA, USA
How babies are conceived
A couple, he is 82 and she is 23, show up at the hospital to have their baby delivered.
The nurse congratulates them asks the man how he does it.
He responds "Simple, I just keep the good ole engine running!"
They show up a year later to have another baby.
After birth the man winks at the nurse and says "Still keeping the good ole engine running!"
The nurse smiles, pats him on the shoulder and replies "I think it's time to change the oil, this one is black!"
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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