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post #1 of 2 Old Feb 9th, 2016, 12:48 pm Thread Starter
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Lie detector robot

A father buys a lie detector robot that will slap those caught lying and decides to try it during dinner.
He asks his son "where were you today?
- In school! He immediately gets slapped by the robot.
- Ok, OK, I was watching a video with a buddy
- What video?
- Toy Story. He get slapped
- The son cries. OK, it was porn.
- What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porno was! The father gets slapped.
The wife laughs: Ha ha, that's your son alright!
And the robot slaps her!
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post #2 of 2 Old Feb 9th, 2016, 5:08 pm
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Re: Lie detector robot

Ha ha! Good one!

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