Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Kennesaw, GA, USA
Lie detector robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that will slap those caught lying and decides to try it during dinner.
He asks his son "where were you today?
- In school! He immediately gets slapped by the robot.
- Ok, OK, I was watching a video with a buddy
- What video?
- Toy Story. He get slapped
- The son cries. OK, it was porn.
- What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porno was! The father gets slapped.
The wife laughs: Ha ha, that's your son alright!
And the robot slaps her!
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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