Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Kennesaw, GA, USA
Two shoplifters enter a convenience store. One of them quickly, and discretely, grabs a Mars bar and put it in his pocket without being noticed by the store clerk. He then tells his buddy "See how good I am at lifting stuff!?
The other shoplifter, not wanting to be outdone, tells him "Watch how much better I can do!"
He walks to the store clerk and tell him to watch a magic trick. He eats the Mars bar, tosses the empty wrapper, and shows his then empty hands. The clerk asks "So, where is the magic trick?"
The shoplifter responds "Look in my buddy's pocket!".
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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