Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Kennesaw, GA, USA
Don't step on the ducklings
3 men died in a crash and went to Heaven...
Saint Peter told them "There is only 1 rule here, do NOT step on the ducklings!"
As there were ducklings absolutely everywhere one of the men accidentally stepped on a ducklings. Saint Peter appeared immediately with the ugliest woman anyone has ever seen. He attached her to the man and said "For what you have done you will be together for eternity!".
The remaining 2 men became very careful, but after 3 months one of the eventually stepped on a duckling. As before Saint Peter once again appeared immediately with a woman, even uglier than the previous one, and said once again "For what you have done you will be together for eternity!".
The last man became extremely careful and managed to not step over a duckling for over 6 months.
Then Saint Peter appeared with the most beautiful woman ever and attached her to the puzzled man, saying once again "For what you have done you will be together for eternity!".
When they were alone he asked her, ecstatic, "Wow! What did I do to deserve this?"
She replies "You? I don't know... But me, I stepped on a duckling"...
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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