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post #1 of 1 Old Dec 24th, 2015, 8:57 am Thread Starter
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Two little kids are in hospital beds next to each other.
The first kid leans over and asks, What are you in here for?
The second kid says, I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.?
The first kid says, You've got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of jello and ice-cream.
It's a breeze.
Cool,? says the second kid.?
What are you in here for ?
A circumcision.?
Whoa!? exclaims the second kid.
Good luck. I had that done just after I was born and I couldnít walk for a year.?

This is the story of the bee
Whose sex is very hard to see.
You cannot tell a he from she,
But he can tell, and so can she.
The little bee is never still,
So has no time to take the pill-
And that is why in times like these
There are so many sons of bees.
Police: "You were going too fast."

Me: "I was trying to keep up with the traffic."

Police:" There isn't any."

Me:" I know! That's how far behind I am.Ē

Woman's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something which you'd like to have dinner with"

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Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

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