The Engineer in Hell - BMW Luxury Touring Community
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The Engineer in Hell

An engineer wound up in Hell by mistake. It was a while before the mistake was discovered. God called down to the Devil, explained, and asked that the engineer be sent up.

"Nothing doing," said the Devil. "He's already built a power plant and air conditioned the place. Now he working on replacing all these damned sooty sconces with electric lights. No way I'm giving him up!

God said "I'll sue!"

And the Devil just laughed and laughed . . . and said . . . "And just where you YOU get a lawyer?"
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