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post #1 of 3 Old Nov 20th, 2015, 11:27 am Thread Starter
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Things I Thought of in the Shower
- The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

-. The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

- Instead of all the prequel and sequel movies coming out, they should start making “equels” - films shot in the same time period as the original film, but from an entirely different perspective.

- April Fools Day is the one day of the year that people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

- Now that cellphones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again.

-. Maybe 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?' isn't a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won't be retained or applicable later in life.

- Last night my friend asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book. The future is stupid.

- When Sweden is playing Denmark, it is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, is DEN-MARK.

- "Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"

- In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of people's lives.

- Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

- Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don't have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change.

- Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

- The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was literally a grammar Nazi.
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post #2 of 3 Old Nov 23rd, 2015, 3:39 am
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It is very interesting. Have a fun.

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What was it that went "bang" at the Big Bang, and where did it come from?

If Betty Furness had married Elliot Ness, she'd have been Betty Furness Ness.

From Florida: If it's snowbird season, why can't we hunt them?

Why do we know more about galaxies millions of light years away than we know about the depths of our deepest oceans?

What are we going to do when the money runs out?
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