Celebrating my wife's birthday... - BMW Luxury Touring Community
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post #1 of 2 Old Nov 3rd, 2015, 7:32 pm Thread Starter
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Cool Celebrating my wife's birthday...

I woke my bride this morning early and wished her a happy 65th birthday. With a lascivious grin I told her she should celebrate by putting something "exciting" between her legs.

"You're right honey" she replied

"Lets take your bike (87 R80 RT), for a nice ride and grab some breakfast".

God I hate getting old...

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post #2 of 2 Old Nov 3rd, 2015, 10:56 pm
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Re: Celebrating my wife's birthday...

If I felt like doing the math I could steal the old Harley 80" slogan and tell you to upgrade to the 1200 so you could put the extra inches between her legs. Steve
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