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Quote "walked into a bar and said


That's really funny!
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Walked into a bar huh.

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Walked into a bar huh.

You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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A Rabbi and a Priest were in a bar having a few drinks as they can you know. When leaving they saw a hooker on the corner. The Priest said we should go over there and just f**k her. The rabbi said "out of what".
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What's with the big face?"

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Hey Zippy, that's "Long" Face!
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Hey Zippy, that's "Long" Face!
So you were there too?
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So you were there too?
Was that a setup? Perfect.
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It's going to be a long winter!

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Scotty Pippin walked into a bar, the bartender said "why the long face".
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Paul walked into a bar and the bartender said: "Is this some kind of joke?"...

I walked into the bar and the bartender said: "You've got to be kidding me...."
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Paul walked into a bar and the bartender said: "Is this some kind of joke?"...

I walked into the bar and the bartender said: "You've got to be kidding me...."
Game on . . .

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the duck no. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got any grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him, "No -- the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and, furthermore, will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells, "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?"

Confused, the bartender says no.


"Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"
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A skeleton walks into a bar. He sez to the bartender, "Gimme a beer and a mop."

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