Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Kennesaw, GA, USA
A very well endowed and very lazy guy decided to make a living off of his organ.
His plan was to charge $20 per inch. When a customer would come with $100 he would measure 5 inches from the tip, make a mark, and only get inside of her up to the mark. So if a woman would come with $120 he would measure 6 inches, mark, and perform. If another came with $200... well you get the idea!
One time a woman shows up.
He asked "how much do you have?"
She replies "Only $20"
"No problem" he responds "I'll just mark an inch for your 20 bucks" which he did.
He started his business, the woman got extremely turned on, grabbed him by the hips and pulled him all the way inside her!
He screamed "Thief, thief!!!"
Gilles & Kathy
2011 Ostra Gray RT
06 Mercedes-Benz E350 Estate (parts and people hauler)
2012 BMW X3 (parts and people hauler)
86 Porsche 911 Cabriolet (my "new" baby)
For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean! For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!
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