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Two Jehovah's Witnesses are knocking on the door of a house.
A woman opens the door : she is not in a good mood when she sees these guys :
"You're Jehovah's Witnesses ... I do not want to listen to your nonsense !" CLAC and she slams the door in their face.
But the problem is, the door does not close.
A second time she tries to slam it in the faces of visitors ... But it's the same thing: there is something that binds.
Believing that one of the two preachers of the "divine word" put his foot in the corner of the door, she is preparing to scream like mad, but one of the witness cut her speech :
"Madam, I'm sorry to say this, but if you want to close your door, you'll first need to remove your cat.Ē
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl
whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'
The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'
The child thought about this for a moment then said,
'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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