Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Woburn, MA, USA
My civic duty
While strolling around the Marina this morning about 7 AM., I noticed a character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help soon he would surely drown.
Being a responsible citizen, I informed the Police, the Coast Guard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Department.
It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.