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post #1 of 2 Old Aug 9th, 2015, 8:04 pm Thread Starter
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Did I tell you....

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,informing me that I can have sex at 68.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 72.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street.I don't even have to cross the road!

My Answering machine message,"I am not available right now,
but thank you for caring enough to call.I am making some changes in my life.Please leave a message after the beep.If I do not return your call,you are one of the changes."

My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your
glasses without your glasses.

The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough
to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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