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They found a big hole in the wall around the nudist camp. The police are looking into it.

I wrote a single entendre but it wasn't funny at all, so I put two of them together...if you know what I mean.

A woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre, so the bartender gave her one.

Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend? Maybe he is having an affair.
I know he's fishing because he never comes back with any fish...

What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
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Re: Groan jokes

Groan . . .

There's no snow on the ground. Isn't it a bit early for these?

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