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Another 2fer

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge:
"It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I'm going to my mother's place."

I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?

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'Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods, and the decaffeinated tea?,' he asked..

'That's the best part,' St. Peter replied, 'you can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like, and you will never get fat or sick. This is Heaven!'

The old man pushed, 'No gym to work out at?'

'Not unless you want to,' was the answer.

'No testing my sugar or blood pressure or...'

'Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.'

The old man glared at his wife and said, 'You and your freekin' bran muffins. We could have been here ten years ago!’
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