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Why Men Wear Earrings


Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring . The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." 


The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

I always wondered how this trend got started... (Now I Know!)


Why I’m Divorced


Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. 
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me.


As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday”.

I thought....well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... they will remember. My kids came bouncing down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my beautiful boss Jane, said, “Good morning, guy, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. 


I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?” 


I said, “Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!”

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, It's such a beautiful day... we don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?” 


I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”

She said, “Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.” 


After arriving at her house, Jane turned to me and said, “If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.”

“Ok.” I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, came out carrying a huge birthday cake, followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.

And I just sat there....on the couch....naked.

Dave Beck
'16 K1600GTLE
'07 K1200LT (sold 9/24/16)
'74 Suzuki GT750L (long, long gone)


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