Hollywood Squares - BMW Luxury Touring Community
 2Likes
  • 2 Post By norsseman
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 1 Old Mar 17th, 2015, 11:17 pm Thread Starter
Senior Member
 
norsseman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Geiger Heights, WA, USA
Posts: 424
Hollywood Squares

Original Hollywood Squares
Remember that TV show? I didn't watch it regularly & some of the "comedians" were kinda lame, but here are some of the good ones.



Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.



Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.
CharlieVT and zippy_gg like this.
norsseman is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the BMW Luxury Touring Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in











Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Hollywood Squares.. do you remember? cfell Humor 5 Nov 12th, 2009 10:44 am
Hollywood Squares Lonewuff Humor 2 Nov 17th, 2007 8:18 am
Hollywood Squares byke33 Humor 0 Jul 27th, 2007 10:23 am
Hollywood Squares BobShirley Humor 1 Mar 27th, 2007 3:27 pm
Hollywood Squares (way back when) BobShirley Humor 0 Feb 16th, 2006 5:59 pm

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome