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post #1 of 3 Old Feb 13th, 2015, 11:25 am Thread Starter
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*You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
*To write with a broken pencil is pointless."
* When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
* The batteries were given out free of charge.
* A dentist and a manicurist married but they fought tooth and nail.
* A will is a dead giveaway.
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
* A boiled egg is hard to beat.
* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
* Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
* Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
* A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
* He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
* When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
* Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
* Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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Re: Lexophile

Stealing this! I need to change the mood at work...

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post #3 of 3 Old Feb 13th, 2015, 12:03 pm Thread Starter
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Stealing this! I need to change the mood at work...
Stealing is such a harsh word .....Its more of a sharing (as I Did)
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